Froggie Eyed Share definition Flag When you are so constipated that your eyes are ready to pop out of your head! Dude,that shit was so hard I went froggie eyed trying to push it out!!! Froggie Eyed by Woodguy March 27, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Froggie Eyed mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch