A ginger caveman-like being, with the eyesite of a dead bat. With hairy toes, and vile body secretions he is one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet. Shame he's had every disease under the sun.
When Frodo goes to iraq, the US Army will believe he is a chemical weapon that has the power to exterminate every poor cunt that comes near him.
by Woody January 28, 2004