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Friendship Maine 

Friendship is a small lil fishing town in Maine. What happens here stays here (kinda like vegas) except for the fact that NOTHING ever happens here. It is filled with stoner, drunks (even tho its a dry town), and a shit ton of fishermen. If you ever find yourself in this "town" get out as fast as you can.
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Friendship Maine 

Friendship Maine is a trap! It has the most misleading name in all creation. It's a fishing/lobstering town in Maine full of druggies, drunks, and other forms of redneck who do nothing but get into fights over sleeping with each other's siblings, taking each others drugs and booze, etc.

Going to Friendship, if you know nobody there, is like walking into a lions den in a meat suit: Everyone there knows each other, you will get away with NOTHING!
Come to Friendship Maine, where you're more likely going to get in a bar fight than in any other town.
Friendship Maine by RosemaryTT January 10, 2013

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012