Friendservation 

When you make a cell phone call to someone you know standing closer to the front of the line than you are currently. You then walk ahead in line to the person you just called, thus confirming your friendservation.

You see some douche butt in front of you in line while talking to someone on the phone. You then realize this douche is on the phone with someone toward the front of the line confirming his friendservation. It's bullshit really.

Friendservation by Fatts Worum October 28, 2011

friendsterbation

1) Obsessive occupation with friendster, myspace or similar sites.

2) Faking friend or personal network links to your primary friendster, myspace or similar identity with alternate identities.

1) Wow - the amount of time Jill has spent working on her friendster page and amassing contacts makes it a total frenzy of friendsterbation.

2) Criminy - did you hear about Stanley's myspace page? Half of his friend list are his own alternate logins. That's just friendsterbation.

friendsterbation by bph November 23, 2006