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friend on the inside
When you cutout the pockets in your pants as to have access to otherwise inaccessible areas in public
Fred usually found the park boring, but since he had a friend on the inside, it’s spiced up his visits tremendously!
friend on the inside by Red Rocket November 25, 2021
Related Words
Friend-On • friend on the inside • Friend-once-removed • Pants-On Friend • hop on My Friend Peppa Pig • shit on your friend day • national fart on your friend day • National Nut on your friend day • International give your best friend a kiss on the cheek day • This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they'll continue singing it forever, just because
Pants-On Friend
A friendship where there is no sexual contact. Used in modern dating to help determine someone's availability.
Pants-On Friend by bachelorlife June 13, 2017
shit on your friend day
You: hey friend. Guess what day it is?
Friend: what day is.. oh no
You: I GET TO SHIT ON YOU
Friend: why
You: it’s shit on your friend day
Friend: what day is.. oh no
You: I GET TO SHIT ON YOU
Friend: why
You: it’s shit on your friend day
shit on your friend day by Cal_bill November 27, 2021
national fart on your friend day
Walks over farts on his friend "YO WTF!, YOURE DISGUSTING!!" "yo chill its national fart on your friend day"
national fart on your friend day by trompeter April 12, 2019
hop on My Friend Peppa Pig
hop on My Friend Peppa Pig by Diegsmo’s father October 16, 2022
National Nut on your friend day
National Nut on your friend day by Stefan Slowinski April 18, 2020
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"