A school-shaped toilet frequented by failed students, drug addicts, single moms, and black people whom attempt to get a quality education.
On average, a 6 Year Institution for a 2 year diploma (equivalent to toilet paper in the working world).
Classrooms are smaller than your average washcloset, yet are often filled with more Mexicans than the DMV.
21.4% Chance of getting raped after 6:00 p.m.; unfortunately, there are only 4 Emergency Call Stations on campus.
With 28,000 students, parking is harder to find than someone who actually knows how to spell "College".
City life in Fresno, California is more bland than one of Dane Cook's comedy specials.
Fresno City College frequently mirrors the zoo, as you'll often be matriculating with chimpanzees and chihuahuas that are just as likely to throw their feces or hump your leg.
On average, a 6 Year Institution for a 2 year diploma (equivalent to toilet paper in the working world).
Classrooms are smaller than your average washcloset, yet are often filled with more Mexicans than the DMV.
21.4% Chance of getting raped after 6:00 p.m.; unfortunately, there are only 4 Emergency Call Stations on campus.
With 28,000 students, parking is harder to find than someone who actually knows how to spell "College".
City life in Fresno, California is more bland than one of Dane Cook's comedy specials.
Fresno City College frequently mirrors the zoo, as you'll often be matriculating with chimpanzees and chihuahuas that are just as likely to throw their feces or hump your leg.
Nicole: Hey, should I go to Fresno City College next year; I want a good job?
Christina: You could... Or you could start working your way up the McDonald's coporate ladder, as you'll end up there anyway after graduation.
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John: Dude, why don't you go to City next year?
Alex: Why don't I just go to prison and get anally raped half as much.
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Sam: Kelly, I'm gonig to Frseno City next year!!!
Kelly: Wow, if I had a nickel for every successful person to graduate from City, I'd have two nickels.
Christina: You could... Or you could start working your way up the McDonald's coporate ladder, as you'll end up there anyway after graduation.
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John: Dude, why don't you go to City next year?
Alex: Why don't I just go to prison and get anally raped half as much.
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Sam: Kelly, I'm gonig to Frseno City next year!!!
Kelly: Wow, if I had a nickel for every successful person to graduate from City, I'd have two nickels.
by President Obomba December 15, 2009
When a man pleases himself and ejaculates into a fresh fruit and then slices it and serves it to a woman and watches her eat it.
by Hero_ofthenight March 8, 2018
Fresno Bulldog gang are a group of Chicano youths who broke off from the norterno gang. They're usually rapists, sex offenders, racists,drug addicts, and drunks who never learn proper Spanish or English. They usually never graduate from junior high school and most of the men have about 5 children by the age of 20. The men suck in the bed and usually have many problems with their penises.
El Yoshi: I'm a Fresno Bulldog gang member f***k norte and sur.I love being not a busta nor a scrap!
by Cherry Malabimba June 30, 2011
when a male clown does a reach around on another guy while simultaneously slipping a pinky with powdered sugar in his ass
The circus wasn't too bad because they were giving free Fresno funnel cakes to anyone that buried their head in a pile of elephant shit.
by Bracco September 6, 2008
The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.
I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…
by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021
When a man pleases himself into a fresh fruit, filling it with ejaculation. Then serving it to a woman and watching her eat it.
by Hero_ofthenight March 7, 2018
I put down a piece of toast, it knocked over my marble jar, they rolled over and knocked over a bottle of nailpolish remover which poured into my computer fan, spraying my room in nailpolish remover, and into the candle across the room, hence catching the room on fire because I put toast down. "That was a complete Fresno Shawnism"
by Mackanzie_Fresno December 12, 2006