Freshmen usually travel in cluster groups. Said cluster groups are spotted easily, due to the large assortment of unnecessary school supplies in which the freshmen carries with them at all times.
Freshmen can also be mistaken for mentally challenged alcoholic gremlins. This is not a representation for all freshmen; however most of them fit this description accurately.
There is a very rare endangered species of freshmen. This breed is commonly known as 'that cool freshman'. That cool freshman is an individual whom most already assume are an upperclassmen due to their seasoned alcohol tolerance, common sense and ability to function off three hours of sleep without feeling the need to tell everyone about how tired they are.
'no, they're freshmen'
'how do you know?'
'dude, they're both carrying three notebooks, sticky notes, pencil sharpeners and graphing calculators. nobody buys all that shit in college. one notebook and a pen is good enough.'
'oh, you're right! hey, did you invite that cool freshmen to the kegger tonight?'
'fuckin' right i did! the little bastard drank me under the table last night. he's crazy!'
me: weren't you a freshmen like 2 months ago?
i'm not a freshman, really
Freshman Type 2: Quiet and respectful people who despise their counterparts. Make a decent attempt to fit in with the mature people on campus. Often keep their mouths closed until sophmore year.
Type 2: Dude, can you shut up? you're the reason why people hate freshman.
Type 1: Heeeellll naw. You wanna go?
(Upperclassmen steps in and proceeds to beat the shit out of freshman 1)
Most of them boys are immature drinkers who are all into the "hot chicks".
The girls...try to be cool.
Some come to mind as more mature.
The freshman year, I think, does mature people.
Him: YOU'RE a freshman??!!
Me: Mhm, yes.
Him: I have absolutely no respect for you anymore.
It is sad.