French Train

When about 5 people lie on the floor and wait for each other to fart, and when somebody actually farts everybody tries to suck it up. Usually performed after eating cheese and drinking unusual amounts of milk.

French Trains are only performed in France because everyone else thinks they are gross.

by FUCKTHEFRENCH October 26, 2004

french train schedule

A French train schedule is often marked delayed, or in French, retard. Someone who is a French train schedule, then, is a retard.

"The new guy is such a French train schedule. How'd he get in?"
"Nepotism."

by Instr August 18, 2017