freeman's pass 

A legendary image containing a picture of Morgan Freeman. It allows a viewer to continue No Nut November after nutting once. When used, it restores the pre-fap accumulated powers of No Nut November to the user. This pass is consumed upon use and cannot be used again until November of the following year.

Matt: Did you fail No Nut November, dude?
Herbert: I came close, man. I nutted but I had Freeman's Pass ready to go. I hope I can make it through the rest of the month.

freeman's pass by DeadlyPinecone333 November 4, 2018

Freeman's Law 

"Any item of outrage shall be forgotten by the time a more complex solution or answer has revealed itself."

Akin to the Murray Gell-mann law as suggested by Michael Crichton, this law deals with the cascading effects of outrage on social forums such as Facebook and subsequent amnesia when the outrage has subsided. Various types of mindless shaming and outrage may be considered, and the law is applicable to situation where the cause of the outrage turns out to have been false after but where the negative effect is not reversed.

A pediatrician in England fell foul of the Freeman's law after it emerged that the angry mob had falsely thought them a pedophile.

Freeman's Law by TurboBaconator October 22, 2015

Freeman’s Mom 

Noun: A lady we all enjoy.

I was lonely until Freeman’s Mom came over.

Freeman’s Mom by Lost-1-2-3 August 28, 2020

morgan freeman's voice 

Morgan Freeman's voice is by far the sexiest voice in the entire universe.

Morgan Freeman's voice is godlike.

morgan freeman's voice by FBIsurveillanceVan January 16, 2016

Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts 

a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman

Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”

Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts by dacheeziestwhiz March 28, 2021

Morgan freeman's voice 

When you're hoping for something, but the reality is radically different, Morgan Freeman's voice comes down from heaven to tell it like it is

"I sure hope the kids did their chores."
Morgan Freeman's voice: the kids did not do their chores

Morgan freeman's voice by Dehydratedninja March 3, 2023

Gordon Freeman Syndrome 

The effect when any character, typically in video games, does not make any sounds, speak, grunt, etc. This is named after Gordon Freeman of the Half-Life series, who did not speak, grunt, or make any other sounds.

1. Why does Chrono have Gordon Freeman Syndrome?

2. Bro, Link doesn't have Gordon Freeman Syndrome, he has that high pitched squeal like he was punched in the nuts.

Gordon Freeman Syndrome by Duton November 6, 2011