1) To fap inside a junior high school
2) To jack off at school in front of your classmates
3) A sensitive feeling you get at school that makes you jack off
4) it could also be known as getting horny or master bating

1) Yo Alex was freeburging today in class
2) Alex likes to freeburg in class

Freeburging by andyhacks February 17, 2015

freebuying

When you enter a retail establishment with no intention of paying for anything. A thief.

“Hey man you think that guys is actually going to buy those alcoholic beverages?” “I don’t think so, he’s probably freebuying, we should stop him.”

freebuying by Absoulutelee December 4, 2019

Get merch

jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

Get merch

girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Get merch