1) To fap inside a junior high school
2) To jack off at school in front of your classmates
3) A sensitive feeling you get at school that makes you jack off
4) it could also be known as getting horny or master bating

1) Yo Alex was freeburging today in class
2) Alex likes to freeburg in class

Freeburging by andyhacks February 17, 2015

freebuying

When you enter a retail establishment with no intention of paying for anything. A thief.

“Hey man you think that guys is actually going to buy those alcoholic beverages?” “I don’t think so, he’s probably freebuying, we should stop him.”

freebuying by Absoulutelee December 4, 2019

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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