The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.
Person 1: Ok, lets go.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 12, 2011
Can you believe that guy just whipped his junk out and started peeing? He wasn't even holding it! He was totally free peeing!
by Rabbels October 18, 2010
a yankee dinger pee free family is a family of special friends who like to make interesting sounds like (OOOWWWWLLLL,slurp,coo,coof,and more) we all have fun nick names for eachother and talk ab the most random things we have our own language called chunks and we love eachother dearly a very smelly group who also have a movie, snapchat, insta and more we eat eachother if u live in ny be aware we’re a wild bunch of special people who r crazy there is 11 of us stinkys
1.)oh that yankee dinger pee free family is always making loud scary sounds i don’t know if i should call the police it concerns me
2.) the yankee dinger pee free family talk about concerning and disturbing things i’m scared
3.) hey stinky girls
2.) the yankee dinger pee free family talk about concerning and disturbing things i’m scared
3.) hey stinky girls
by yankee dinger pee free family March 28, 2018
When u wake up in the night and you in something close to you so u don't have to walk to another room or around the bed to go, other words. You don't have to walk around any corners
by Ray8603 August 27, 2022