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The moment after a male has achieved an orgasm, his mind instantly becomes clear and he suddenly becomes aware of his surroundings. During this brief moment of clarity, he is void of all sexual desires, and is free to ponder the mysteries of life, death, and existence. Rarely can man escape the inner impulses that plague their hearts and souls. A fapiphany effectively eliminates these cognitive obstacles, allowing man to utilize the full potential of their mind.

Masturbate then deliberate.

When in doubt, rub one out.
"My girlfriend is still angry at me, should I give her a call or say I'm sorry? I don't know what to do with my life, man."

"Dude, you need to fap before making any decisions. It's called an fapiphany."

...

"Holy shit, my mind's so fucking clear now. Ain't calling that bitch."
Fapiphany by Dinner4n April 26, 2014
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An epiphany that occurs after you masturbate
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