Frantic Research

Used in a student setting: Response you would give to someone knocking on the door while you are in the middle of masturbating.

knock knock knock
Person 1: What are you doing in there?
Person 2: Uuuhhh ugghh errr....nothing dude.....just doing some frantic research!

by thephantomwang November 30, 2010

Frantic-Gangsta-Typing-Syndrome

A very serious, irritating, mental disorder in which a person not only speaks impaired english, but types and writes it as well.

Occurs most commonly in 14-19 year old African American males commenting on "Fat Joe" videos on Youtube.

("Fat Joe-What's Love" Youtube comments)

zac4lyfxx: i luv diz song
but do u relli no wat love iz
cuz der iz ppl i luv and dey dnt no
or do dey?
xxzac4lyfxx

deedeeXD34: Huh?

MartinVice08: Just ignore him, he's got Frantic-gangsta-typing-syndrome.

deedeeXD34: omfg...im sooooo sry...

by What else is on? September 8, 2008

fifa frantic

The best type of YouTuber (even better than Meme Frantic)

Hey look at that YouTuber, he’s almost as good as Fifa Frantic. Also Luke's a cunt

by DefinitelyNotFifaFrantic February 12, 2018

Signal Frantic

It is when you somehow manage to turn off wireless capability while surfing the internet on a laptop. Then you go around frantically checking all wires to make sure they're connected. Hours later you realize, after searching that you had pressed the button that is placed so far on the keyboard you don't understand how it got pressed.

I was so scared that my internet was cut off that I trouble shooted for hours. Then I looked to see that wireless capability was turned off.
I was glad it was just a signal frantic.

by kookycarl May 9, 2012

frantic snacking

A lesbian quickie.

Josie and Hailey enjoy "frantic snacking" between classes.

by Shinwa April 2, 2014