Fransisco is a cool nigga but he can get annoying over time. He's sometimes ratchet but no one can control that but himself.
by brittneyandjessica December 7, 2013
A lesser known historical figure born in Versailies, France in 1684. Fransisco is widely considered ahead of his time in regards to non-coital sexual activities. It is commonly believed that Fransisco was the creator of the sexual act known as fingering. During his adolescent years, it is believed Fransisco fingered over 200 women. He was eventually expelled from LaFolette’s School for Boys after administrators read accounts of all his fingering in his diary. After being expelled from school Fransisco reportedly went on a massive fingering rampage spanning the years 1692 until 1715. During said rampage Fransisco is believed to have fingered around 3,000 women, 300 men, 14 goats, and one ostrich, earning him the name of “The Mad Fingerer.” Eventually, Fransisco was bested by a younger Dutchman by the name of Hein Van Eriksson. As written by an eyewitness, Eriksson bested Fransisco by fingering his anal cavity, causing a deep state of depression for Fransisco. Knowing he was no longer the best fingerer in the land Fransisco ran up on his own sword and died in January of 1734. However, Fransisco’s legacy remains today as he is still recognized as the greatest fingerer of all time. Actually, France celebrates his heroic legacy by having “Fransisco Fingers Day” every June 17th, on this holiday young Frenchman indulge in their fantasies and roam the streets of France, fingering every woman in sight without fear of sexual harassment charges.
by GNK.Monkey69 July 2, 2020
A glorious holiday celebrated every June 17th in France commemorating the legacy of Fransisco The Mad Fingerer. During the holiday young Frenchman under the age of 29 scour the streets of France, and finger every woman in sight without fear of legal repercussions or sexual harassment charges. Young men eagerly wait all year for this day to indulge in their fingering fantasies. Prime Minister of France, Édouard Phillipe, is facing strict sanctions and threats to be removed from the United Nations by other member states if he does not discontinue the holiday. However, Phillipe rightfully claims the legacy of Fransisco the Mad Fingerer is too important to the history of France and his legacy must be celebrated. As of now, this holiday will continue to be celebrated.
Son: Daddy can we watch a Toy Story tonight?
Dad: Sorry son, I can’t today, it’s Fransisco Fingers Day.
Dad: Sorry son, I can’t today, it’s Fransisco Fingers Day.
by GNK.Monkey69 July 2, 2020
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After two men have butt sex, one gets poop in their pee hole. Then after it hardens, they piss it out.
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