A long man named Frank, typically 6’4 with blond hair and blue eyes, looks like a Calvin Klein model, religious but a freak in the sheats, looks like he wants 2.5 kids and house in the suburbs, but has a dislike of children and spontaneous trips, a 5 on the Enneagram , loyal but boring
Matt: She wants to have kids and get married.

Robbie: But he’s a franklong.
by Tinderbox90 November 24, 2021
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