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Internet famous owner of Duncan Construction in Stillwell , Oklahoma.
One of the most used soundboards amongst prank callers.
Duncan Construction, It`sa Frank Garrett.
Hey has sher momma still got worms crawlin`out her pussy, yew cowardly pimplefaced cawgsucker?
by Geist86 December 16, 2010

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Pseudonym of a Troll on Yahoo Answers. Frank Garrett has an Obama/Socialist icon as his avatar and posts hysterical, offensive, funny and just plain wrong questions and answers on Yahoo Answers. His talents are obvious and he's amassing a cult following
A few Questions Asked By Frank Garrett

I Think My Mom Is Dying. I Heard Her Moaning Last Night And Saying "OHHHH God! I'm Coming!" In Her Bedroom?

My Wife Just Ate A Bowl Of Chili And Is Still Hungry. Could She Be Cheating On Me?

I'm Trying To Get My Wife And Her Sister To Recreate 2 Girls 1 Cup For Me As An X-Mas Gift?
by UrMomsMeatholes February 26, 2012

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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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