Francoed 

To cause one's self an injury out of pure stupidity or clumsiness.

Usage: "I'm not sure if it's from walking 5 miles in 4 inch heels or from trying to master the Breakfast Club dance, but my calves are francoed!"

This was derived from '127 Hours' and James Franco's character getting himself in a jam simply by slipping.

Francoed by NoelleMerc April 5, 2011

Franced 

Franced (Fr-ance-d) past tense verb

Synonyms: Sickened

The word was first described by Professor Cillian Mongoloid of the University of Barntown, as dis-rectifiable-injustice-punishment. Its origins are believed to be inspired by tear inducing comments made about France's Rugby world Cup campaign in 2011.

To be Franced is to have in some way had your day ruined in an unjustified and sickening manner.

Running for a bus only for the driver to close the doors and pull off laughing.That bus driver just franced you.

The opposition scoring the jammiest goal in the last minute against the grain then ripping the piss out of you, really "francing you".

Your a about to score with someone but get cock blocked. "ah man i just got franced by this asshole".

Franced by Prof. Kevin Cuckle DangerForce October 16, 2011

franjoed 

To be really tired.

To be really tired.

"I was partying all last night with some tasty Tinderellas and I am now feeling properly Franjoed"

franjoed by Davey_Boy1977 April 27, 2019

francoid 

A retard from France

Shut up francoid.

francoid by idunnoaha September 15, 2021

franced 

A Northern English, especially Lancashire term for being horrendously drunk and in too fragile an emotional state to carry on with a night out. This comes from the good old politically correct stereotype that whether it's war, football or music, the country France gives up on everything.

"I just had 10 pints of Stella, I'm going home, I'm absolutely franced"

franced by Sullivanus Maximus October 24, 2011

franced 

When a person with mental health issues is degraded, shamed and stigmatised because of their issues.

The term originates from the life of Frances Farmer.

‘Jacob got franced the other day. His parents sent him to a ward because he said he didn’t believe in God.’

franced by RevenFox July 4, 2022

Franced 

Franced; a disease caused by interacting with a Fr*nch person.

"Ew, did you interact with a Fr*nch person? You look like you got "Franced"

Franced by sluboncrack November 19, 2023