by shoetaster June 25, 2022
by gryfalis November 25, 2021
I fucking hate france. Gay ass country. Women probably use baguettes to peg their men there. Hellhole. My dick is larger than the eiffel tower.
by OrangutanFeces April 14, 2022
Eiffel tower is located in Paris, France
by ChickenCarrie September 23, 2021
Franceli Defined as an independent woman that never gives up even if she’s having a rough time always shows her good,strong , and powerful state of mind.
by Franceli November 23, 2021
1) (verb) A legal term: 'to france' someone is when you poo in that person's garbage can. If one cannot poo at the time, rotten eggs, spoiled meat and moldy cheese works just as well. You may also feel free to substitute drawers, lockers, medical cabinets and potted plants for said garbage can.
2) (noun) A place often fought over by European powers throughout history... never associated with victory with the exception of other countries helping it.
3) (adjective) 'french' 'frenchman': to be 'french' involves essentially involves someone getting all their closest friends to join them in a fight against a rival group of friends, then quit when the going gets tough. First used during the latter part of the first world war.
2) (noun) A place often fought over by European powers throughout history... never associated with victory with the exception of other countries helping it.
3) (adjective) 'french' 'frenchman': to be 'french' involves essentially involves someone getting all their closest friends to join them in a fight against a rival group of friends, then quit when the going gets tough. First used during the latter part of the first world war.
1) Person 1: "Man, Milly's was so lame last night me and Jack franced every garbage can in the house before we left"
Person 2: "Dude, Milly's party is tomorrow"
Person 1: "Even so"
2) Napoleon: "We'll defeat Britain"
Continental Europe: "Shit we're on France's side"
shortly after World War Two broke out:
France: "Sacred-bleu, Je ne sais pas que je peux perdre si vite! but on bright side, that was the best evacuation of the military ever."
Britain: "Maggie! I'm on France's side. Hey US, wanna give a hand?"
US: "Nah we'd rather just sell weapons to everyone for a little while..."
Britain: "Whatever, I guess we'll just wait three or four years until Russia softens the Nazis up a bit"
US: "Too bad Russia's too poor to afford weapons..."
3) We don't hang out with Louis anymore 'cause we realized he was the french guy of the group
Person 2: "Dude, Milly's party is tomorrow"
Person 1: "Even so"
2) Napoleon: "We'll defeat Britain"
Continental Europe: "Shit we're on France's side"
shortly after World War Two broke out:
France: "Sacred-bleu, Je ne sais pas que je peux perdre si vite! but on bright side, that was the best evacuation of the military ever."
Britain: "Maggie! I'm on France's side. Hey US, wanna give a hand?"
US: "Nah we'd rather just sell weapons to everyone for a little while..."
Britain: "Whatever, I guess we'll just wait three or four years until Russia softens the Nazis up a bit"
US: "Too bad Russia's too poor to afford weapons..."
3) We don't hang out with Louis anymore 'cause we realized he was the french guy of the group
by Jon Wonk April 9, 2010
A nation of spineless, intolerant and arrogant bigots. They speak a disgusting nasal language, they change their political views with the season and still subscribes to the archaic religion of Catholicism. They are famous for surrendering at the first sign of danger and are scared of change and cultural diversity. Ironically due to their incompetence and impotency, the muslim and African minorities are beginning to constitute an ever increasing proportion of their population. Look at their soccer team.
The French President is a synonym for hypocrite and his decisions are only motivated by the appeasement of others. First Chirac opposes the Iraq Invasion the Sarkozy Sanctions the Libya invasion.
Contrary to popular belief France is a terrible place to visit on holiday. Their women are not as hot as people claim and lack basic hygiene. Their weather sucks the people treat all English speakers with disdain even if you are neither British nor American. The countryside is not beautiful nor rugged, it consists almost entirely of over-cultivated farmland with a few villages. Their beaches are all overcrowded and their food is mediocre. Only suitable for homosexuals who enjoy looking at art and old buildings.
The French President is a synonym for hypocrite and his decisions are only motivated by the appeasement of others. First Chirac opposes the Iraq Invasion the Sarkozy Sanctions the Libya invasion.
Contrary to popular belief France is a terrible place to visit on holiday. Their women are not as hot as people claim and lack basic hygiene. Their weather sucks the people treat all English speakers with disdain even if you are neither British nor American. The countryside is not beautiful nor rugged, it consists almost entirely of over-cultivated farmland with a few villages. Their beaches are all overcrowded and their food is mediocre. Only suitable for homosexuals who enjoy looking at art and old buildings.
Gay friend: "Where should I go on holiday? I just want to drink wine, eat cheese and look at art all day."
Straight friend: "Go to France, never been to a gayer place in my life."
Straight friend: "Go to France, never been to a gayer place in my life."
by Pyro2 March 31, 2011