When you do Maths for a living but you're fresh with memes. Usually likes to plug his/her books, and likes to use clickbait titles and loud beeping sounds.
A slang term for frozen meat defrosting in a pool of water in a Tupperware container in the back room of a "D" list restaurant. This term was coined by chef Pinto of Cafe 36 on an episode of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.