Top Definition
verb (past foyeted) trans.

1. To brutally murder someone's wife over the phone while they listen helplessly.

2. To go on a killing spree and then stab yourself several times, and therefore fool the FBI into thinking you're not the guy they're looking for.

3. To go through a whole phone book, and ask everyone if Haley is there.

4. (intrans.) To have a fondness for deals.
Person 1: Did the FBI catch the Boston Reaper?
Person 2: Nah, he Foyeted them all.
by nonsensicalrealities December 03, 2011

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