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Fox News Diarrhea 

The condition Fox News viewers get when they see a "news" segment and they have no choice but to run to a social media outlet and spew it all over their wall without first checking the facts to see if it has any solid material.
Did you see John's Facebook wall? He had a serious case of Fox News Diarrhea last night!

Fox News Alert 

1. Fox News is no longer on commercial break.
2. Fox News has started to report on literally anything.
"A new Fox News Alert: Donald Trump tweeted today."
"WHITE HOUSE HOLDS DAILY PRESS BRIEFING: FOX NEWS ALERT"
Fox News Alert by DanDunDun April 8, 2019

Fox News Exclusive

A political smear campaign that originates within and is perpetuated by the Fox News Channel, manufactured to stir up reactionary fears among the FNC's political base. Often without merit, exaggerated or even consciously concocted out of whole cloth, the controversy targets FNC political opponents. Major cable news channels will cover the issue only after the attack has struck its target and becomes a matter of national significance, if ever.
"Yeah, unless you change the channel. Then you're hearing no one mentioning that. Oh my god, it's a Fox News Exclusive!"
-Jon Stewart commenting on the "Back of the Bus-Car" Fox News Exclusive event, Nov. 01, 2010

Fox News'd Em 

When someone misleads others by witholding information.
You: Obama doesn't want to legalize marijuana. He hasn't even proposed a bill for the senate to vote on.

Me: Yea, but he did make it illegal for the feds to override state law like in Cali, and if they ever did the case would go the Supreme Court where there is a better chance they will find the federal law unconstitutional...so yea, get ya shit straight.

You: Damn, I've been misleading people this whole time.

Me: Fuckin Fox News'd Em.

Fox News Brain 

A disease or condition perpetuated by a steady ingestion of Fox (Faux) News programming, heavily afflicting far right Republican Trump supporters. Continued exposure to Fox News leads to false and illogical parroting of heavily biased, almost always incomplete, or simply false information. It is propaganda in the guise of "news", with little to zero journalistic quality and integrity. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Belief that Trump is the best President this nation ever had, an inability to let go of Hillary's emails, blaming Obama, hating anything Democrat (repeating phrases like "the democrats this" or "the democrats that"), anti-immigrant rhetoric, anti-science and climate change denial, and lately an obsession with degrading Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Do you know someone who loves President Trump? Is obsessed that Hillary sold our country out? Hates Obama (because they were told to), or says things like "AOC is so stupid and doesn't have a brain". Chances are, they are suffering from Fox News Brain.

Suggestions for dealing with someone suffering with Fox News Brain include: avoid at all cost.
My aunt is suffering from Fox News Brain. She's in the other room chanting "Build That Wall! Build That Wall!"

Fox News Drinking Game 

A drinking game that can be played almost any time of day.

This is the "minority" version.
While watching an opinion program such as "Glenn Beck" or "Huckabee" watch for shots of the audience. If you see a Mexican you do 5 shots. An African American: 4, and Indian 3,an Asian 2, and 1 for anybody in between (non-white). You will most likely be able to drive home afterward.

This is the "constitution" version.
While watching "Glenn Beck" listen for any vague references to the constitution. Also listen for random buzz words such as "liberty" or "founding fathers". Take shots accordingly.

This is the "propaganda" version.
While watching any Fox News at any time, watch for Nazi or Soviet propaganda take shots accordingly.
We got wasted playing the "Fox News Drinking Game"