Unofficially known as the Republican news Network. It's a news Network for people that can't handle fact based news.
Fox News is what educated people watch when they need a good laugh.
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best narrative video fiction around, guaranteed to put you to sleep in a half hour or less, or your money back.
The other night, I was in the mood for some good narrative fiction. As I would be in bed within the hour, I thought maybe I would re-watch some of Welles 'Citizen Kane' or re-read portions of Twains ' The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn'. But as these are long time, beloved pieces of art to me and I needed something to put me to sleep quickly, I settled on watching Fox News. Good tranquilizer.
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The conservative Republican version of Josef Goebbels' Ministry of Propaganda, with more rhetoric.
by -T. March 8, 2006
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The American equivalent of Al Jazeera, a far-right conservative, self-contradictory(see Fair and Balanced) political propaganda broadcast system. Notable features include loudmouthed hypocrites in suits and ties who know nothing of the issues that concern their own country, lies, distortions and misleading statements, which are typically spewed at rates of as many as a dozen a minute, lack of concern for the values on which their country was founded, and suppression of anyone who's opinion conflicts with that of rich white male republicans.
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A so-called news channel that has the tendency to use their news alert sounder frequently on stories that don't warrant it, all in the name of fear-mongering and ratings.
(news sounder)"This is a Fox News Alert...at this hour President Bush has passed a turd in the Oval Office...."

(news sounder)"This is a Fox News Alert...Britney Spears has announced today that her marriage to Kevin Federline has ended..."

(news sounder) "This is a Fox News Alert...we just wanted to see if you were paying attention...BOO!!!"
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Dude, never, ever watch Fox News!
Why?

Dude, it's nothing but made up bull shit! It's all fake news!
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A heavily biased conservative "news" channel that often appeal to scare rhetoric, unverified statements, and sometimes blatantly false claims in order to evoke anger and irrational fear among its viewers. The language used by its reporters is delivered at a grade school level; hence, this station tends to attract audience who are uneducated, irrational, and are unable to separate emotions from logic. The viewers of this so-called news station calls other news channels "fake news" while not realizing the hypocritical nature of their statement especially considering the fact that Fox News is the epitome of fake news in and of itself. This station has such little credibility that it is an embarrassment to modern journalism.
Bob: Damn liberals and immigrants are on a mission to make Whites go extinct.

John: And where did you hear that from?
Bob: Fox News
John: Yep, that explains it. I'm not even going to waste my time talking to you.
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