A fondulator is a device destined to fondle, it is commonly found in harry potters butt. You can also do it on yourself or on a boat when your parents are not watching. Do no use with eggs or mayonaise. May cause exessive flatulences if overused in the anus.

That is a sweet fondulator

Fondulator by Wet dreams August 6, 2015

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fundulation

A particularly undulating road which is fun to drive on. And/or a curvy lady.

The winding road was full of fundulations.

fundulation by Miek October 10, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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