The newfound higher body fat content of a child that tries to make a career out of a battle royale game, leading to a dramatic increase in sedentary behavior and Mountain Dew consumption.
Friend: Yo wtf happened to your little brother? He eat a Oreo factory?
Me: Nah, he just played squads all summer. He’s pretty decent at it now, and he got that Fortnite bod to match.
Me: Nah, he just played squads all summer. He’s pretty decent at it now, and he got that Fortnite bod to match.
by Taytaysmizzle June 4, 2019