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"OMG, Cap'n Crunch is fortified with seven vitamins and minerals!? It must certainly be healthy!"

"No, actually 'fortified' is just code for shit in disguise."

"Blasphemy!"
by lindseypv January 14, 2012
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when you have weed on you
yo john are you fortified
yeah i got 2 grams homie
by MylesB April 01, 2008
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