The most underfunded AIT training base of the US Army. At Fort Rucker you will find constantly wasted recruits, and drill sergeant getting busy with trainees out on Field Training Exercises. They don't even have the cash to fork over for an extra broom when the soldiers have to spend their 4 day weekend pretending to clean the barracks from top to bottom. The only thing that benefits off of Fort Rucker's existance is the small town of Enterprise which makes a killing off hosting wild drunken parties at the local hotels.
"Now this is what I call serving our country at good 'ole Fort Rucker!" (Drill sergeant training recruits on the skilled arts of orgies)
by Ash aka Ice Man November 01, 2008