(1) To write in an outwardly narcissistic or over-idealistic fashion by emphasizing not only your physical and scholastic aptitudes, but also your heightened emotional intelligence
(2) To infuse all of your live journal entries with overly-cheesy and trite pseudo-romanticisms in order to entice women
(3) To take pictures of irrelevant or household objects in order to appear deep and spiritually charged
(4) To squander nearly a quarter of a million dollars for an undergraduate education at a prestigious university only to yield a self-absorbed pseudo-intellectual whose only hope for a career in writing will involve a lot of luck and Hallmark Cards
"Woah. He definitely pulled a Forrest."