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Forgetting the Alamo 

a crime in the State of Texas that is punishable by branding of the Alamo into the ass of the condemned (lest he forget the Alamo again).
Judge, I will actually suck your dick if you let me off with probation for forgetting the Alamo. It’ll never happen again!

I know I'm forgetting something 

A gut feeling you get when you're about to leave to go somewhere. You know you're forgetting something essential to your trip/destination but can't immediately place your finger on it.

The feeling is strange and based mostly on intuition, similar to deja vu. If you get this feeling, you may be tempted to dismiss it as a delusion, but after a short period of time something will trigger your memory and you will remember what it is you forgot. To avoid any inconveniences, the best thing to do when you get this feeling is to run through a mental or physical checklist on what you have packed and what you haven't.

This notion made an appearance in the 1990 family movie, Home Alone, when the main character, Kevin, is forgotten at home by his parents on their Christmas vacation to France.
Joe: "You ready for this trip to Amsterdam?"
Brett: "Hell yes, the only problem is that I know I'm forgetting something, but I can't think of what it is."
Joe: "Oh, don't worry about it... you probably just forgot to feed the dog."
(3 hours later, when checking in at the airport)
Brett: "Shit! I forgot my passport!"

Forecting 

The regrowing of one's foreskin to replace the one which is shed to distract predators such as sexually deprived bears with marital problems, or the French.
"Dude I was totally going to be raped by that bear the other night but I was saved cos I shed my foreskin. I've been forecting all morning, it hurts like hell dawg."
Forecting by Chocosaurus January 2, 2010

Forketting 

I'm so fucked right now I keep 'forketting' what I'm saying
Forketting by Nismo360 September 23, 2018

forgetting sarah marshall 

geniunely the greatest comedy film of the 21st century thus far, and also the only romcom in the universe aimed at men.

Forgetting Skaro 

A metal band originating from Sydney, Australia. The band consists of two young vocalists, Seth Levie and Alex December. They have released various metal covers of pop songs, and have been credited as the creators of the zombie-core/ gollum-core genre.
"Have you seen Forgetting Skaro play live? They're amazing."
"No, but I would die from excitement."
Forgetting Skaro by metalboi4lyf October 24, 2012