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A sly way of calling someone a cunt-whore, as contour sounds similar when said quickly.
She's such a bitch, she should be driving a Ford Contour.
by NYkid420 February 26, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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It could smoke your rice burner anyday.
by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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