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1. The last name of a family from Scotland, known for banking.

2. The last name of one of the richest families in America.

3. A magazine where Big Businesses compare their yearly incomes.
1. Those Forbes definitly know about the economy.

2. That Steve Forbes guy that ran for president, what ever happend to him?

3. Forbes magazine bores me. No nudie pics, only graphs and charts.
by IRAwEsOmE August 06, 2008
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I wanna be on the cover of Forbes Magazine, smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
by TheDoubleJ February 03, 2011
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The best thing that has ever happened to me. He is charming in every way and is very trustworthy. He is a person that respects the keys of friendship and is a close to perfect person. Nobody is perfect but he is the closest you can get to it. He is an all around loving and caring person who will make an impression the first time you see him just like he did for me. I love you Forbes!
charming perfect caring loving love trustworthy forbes
by JL+FJ October 20, 2010
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A euphemism for a hard on used on most playgrounds.
Oh. Look at my husband. He's got a real forbes.
by Don Ready February 02, 2010
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Usually a very large, unattractive girl. Tends to refer to an extremly round, greasy, fat chick. Has no sense of fashion, lacking in the looks department and usually from the rural parts of the county (as in "hick gross"). Can be found frequenting in unfortunate bars and never ever has a boyfriend (unless he's just as nasty as she, and he always will be, forbes' don't get hot guys). They tend to cling onto whatever they can get (as in friends or loved ones), their usually very poor and usually dont relize how awful they are. If you see a forbes, do them a favor and put them in there place, let them know how fucked they are. When discussing a "forbes", one must always relize that there is no potential for change- born ugly, dieing ugly.
Guy 1: "Holy shit, did you see that nasty bitch?"
Guy 2: "Unfortunatly, Yes, what a fucking Forbes"

Girl A: "I just had a burger and fries, I gotta go work this fat off"
Girl B: "Crap, you better run an extra mile, you dont want to turn into a forbes, eeewwwww"

"I'm feeling so Forbes-y today, I gained 3 pounds!!!"
by **Baby~Girl** February 25, 2008
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1.To forbes or forbsing, a forbes. To maximize your time off by having children and taking maternity leave, using all sick days, vacation days, drawing pogey, and using whatever excuse you may drum up to acquire more sick days as fake medical conditions.

2.A forbes is a unlikeable person whom is a pain to work with, often complaining and bringing a negative vibe to the workplace, very counter productive- finds ways to work without working
She was forbsing her entire career. She is such a forbes.
by NobleAnon January 16, 2013
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a gothcore twat who thinks hes everything
*guy walks up with black hair, nailvarnish and black girls jeans*

"hello there chaps! i'm forbes"

"fuck off twatbag."
by rowanthegreatest October 01, 2006
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