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When something is impossible no matter how hard you try.
You couldn't ride a bike for beans.
I can't do a back flip for beans.
by DeeArr November 23, 2009
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For beans, often used in stead of "a joke" or "a laugh".
We de-kegged the guy just for beans, lol
by Callum Talbot October 03, 2007
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To do something for no logical reason.
Paul: I just punched an old lady in the face.
Bob: uhh why?
Paul: for beans
Bob: oh cool

Greg: I DID IT FUH THA BEANS!
by jacobess September 30, 2007
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