Kiddie Footer

A term for Pedophile or child molester, derived from the Northern Irish or Ulster Scots' dialect. Kiddie relating to a child. Footer relating to the term used when referring to some kind of interference.

"thon dickhead's a fuckin' Kiddie Footer, we should do his knees and burn his house out."

by olliebroon November 25, 2009

pussy-footer

Someone who does exactly what their asked to do and doesn't have a backbone. This person also does not know how to defend themselves.

**Note: There is a difference between a nice person and a pussy footer.

Damn, yo! My dog is such a pussy-footer. He gave his girl his whole entire paycheck last week for she can go shopping, AND she cheats on him!

by HiGL August 5, 2011

3 footer

a bong that's three feet tall.

damn i got so blowed off
this 3 footer last night.

by tinyy. September 13, 2008

pussy footer

some one who is afraid of girls, or having sex.

dude you could of got her why did you have to be sucha pussy footer

by bobby heising January 15, 2008

Twenty-footer

A girl that only looks good from twenty feet or more.

I thought she was hot until I got up close and saw the wart on her nose. She was a twenty-footer.

by Tim_D September 8, 2005

Fifteen footer

The sighting of an assumed attractive person, only to be extremely shocked by the horrid appearance after being only fifteen feet away.

"Hey girl whats goin on- OH GOD NEVER MIND!"

We gotta fifteen footer closing in. Sheild your eyes!

by autumneffect August 20, 2011

Forty-Footer

Typically refers to a woman who may look good from forty feet away, but up close turns out to be quite the conrary.

"She's definitely a forty-footer"

by Caltag February 2, 2004