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penis food 

Hot dogs and other long Frankfurts/sausages (including cheese dogs), footlong sandwiches (like those from Subway), eggplants, Popsicles, butternut squash, bananas, and/or any other food shaped of this sort. Guys love to post pictures of these foods online before they eat them because:
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.
Guy takes a picture of a hot dog in buns, posts it online

Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF

BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!
penis food by dangnuggets October 10, 2016

penis-food 

A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight (alternative: penisfood, penis food)
Boy that lass is instant penis-food.
penis-food by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018

John Footpenis 

The name of John Hancock before he changed his name because he was constantly made fun of.
Benjamin Franklin: Hey John Footpenis wanna sign the declaration, or you too busy trying to get the penis off your foot ? (Other delegates): Hahahaha! John Footpenis: That is it, it's John Hancock from now on !
John Footpenis by Mike72324 November 21, 2013

Footpenis 

1.)When you have a foot-long penis.
2.)If your penis is touching your foot.
3.)If while you are walking you trip over your penis.
4.)An opposite of "John Hancock".
"Her boyfriend has a footpenis."
Footpenis by Mason (Tornado) October 30, 2008

Footpenis 

The condition of having a freakish penis-like toe that grows out of your foot about two or three inches higher than the rest of your toes.
Yo, mothafucka, check that footpenis out. I could suck on that nappy ass chuckwad til the motherfuckin Rapture, mothafucka.
Footpenis by CelineDion November 1, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026