Top Definition
The name of John Hancock before he changed his name because he was constantly made fun of.
Benjamin Franklin: Hey John Footpenis wanna sign the declaration, or you too busy trying to get the penis off your foot ? (Other delegates): Hahahaha! John Footpenis: That is it, it's John Hancock from now on !
by Mike72324 November 21, 2013

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