Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.
You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.
Well
let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.
Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.
Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere
important like on a date or
talking to crush or else your fucked.