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Peng Footstool
Guy 1: Did you see the photo of Joanne and the guy, she was resting her legs on his back?
Guy 2: Yes I did, she looked stunning, I believe she created a Peng Footstool!
Guy 2: Yes I did, she looked stunning, I believe she created a Peng Footstool!
Peng Footstool by anonymous November 15, 2020
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footstool
A bald head to lie your feet on when you are relaxing at home. It is much more comfortable than an actual footstool. The bald head ideally should be waxed or completely shaved so that it does not tickle or scratch feet. Some people also call this a baldy.
I wish I had my own human footstool or baldy instead of having to use this harder footstool from the store.
footstool by Anna Isabella November 3, 2006
Toadstool
Really, don't even try to make a comeback, you toadstool.
You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.
Be careful about eating toadstools.
You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.
Be careful about eating toadstools.
Toadstool by drillvoice September 8, 2005
Toadstool
the spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically in the form of a rounded cap on a stalk, especially one that is believed to be inedible or poisonous.
Joseph: "Hey, Nick."
Joseph: "Can I eat toadstool?"
Nick: "No, we can't eat toadstool."
Joseph: "Why?"
Nick: "Mushroom poisoning, also called toadstool poisoning, toxic, sometimes fatal, effect of eating poisonous mushrooms."
Joseph: "Can I eat toadstool?"
Nick: "No, we can't eat toadstool."
Joseph: "Why?"
Nick: "Mushroom poisoning, also called toadstool poisoning, toxic, sometimes fatal, effect of eating poisonous mushrooms."
Toadstool by /gamerule keepinventory true December 4, 2020
footstool
Very recently it has become a new slang word for the bald head of a man that women (usually a spouse or girlfriend) use to rest their feet on while watching tv or just lounging. It is actually very therapeutic.
Dirty Toadstool
When Alex wasn't looking i sneaked him a Dirty Toadstool.
When i woke up with Alex's toe in my ass i realized that i have just been Dirty Toadstooled.
When i woke up with Alex's toe in my ass i realized that i have just been Dirty Toadstooled.
Dirty Toadstool by Dave Star March 1, 2003
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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