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old spelling of sneeze. The initial f was confused with a funny long-s (ſ). People then thought the word was really ſneeze. The fact that the word was confused with neeze didn't help either.
Don't fneeze on me, mister.

The Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact fneezed out of the nose of a being known as the Great Green Arkleseizure.
source modified from Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Why does pepper always make me fneeze?

Why should we bless people who fneeze?
fneeze by Regulus Pistor February 14, 2014
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a pleasant word one arrives at when searching through the fn words, looking for one not concerned with pooing
Catherine was determined to discover a fn word that had absolutely nothing to do with pooing. As she clicked on fneeze, she jumped up and high-fived Bobby, who then proceede to snart viciously. Catherine took this to be a commentary on her quest, and stuck a pencil up his nose. Happily for her, he did not die, nor did the unfortunate aroma left by his snart. It filled the room and Catherine, being of a delicate disposition, passed out, her head filled with the possiblities of fneezing...
fneeze by bringe September 18, 2008

Fneeeben Heimer 

1.a more sophisticated name for an asshole.

2.a burnt biscuit with peanut butter on it.

3.a tiny dead horse.
1. "Shut up you stupid Fneeeben Heimer!"

2. "I had a Fneeeben Heimer for breakfast."

3. "Look at that poor Fneeeben Heimer. How tragic."
A combination of freak, nerd, and geek.
Fneek's travel in pairs or groups.
fneek by Melon Man March 24, 2003

fneedram 

It does not mean anything by itself, but it may be used in conjunction with the colour pink.

Fneedram pink is an immutable tenacious colour. Fneedram is a very eloquent use of the word pink.
She bit me so hard, my skin turned fneedram pink!
fneedram by Mees May 6, 2005
To sneeze and fart in the same time
First time I Fneezed when I was twelve
Fneeze by Sommo Hapiens May 20, 2016