Fmlemo

An emo who thinks that their life is so bad that they must in fact say "fuck my life" on an online forum. This brand of human also thinks they have the hardest job in the world, and that the world is against THEM and NOT the poor children starving in an African slum.

Today, all this bad stuff happened to me, and I found a website that I can sit on all night, and whinge about all the bad things that happened to me. Then I can go and cry myself to sleep, because my life is no longer worth living and I'm a Fmlemo. FML.

Fmlemo by beats27 September 1, 2009

Filemon

Term used to describe a man who finds himself trapped by bleach blonde, tattooed, overweight, manly woman. He tries to end the relationships but they will not let him go!

Juan: Hey buddy, Did you get that divorce yet?

Frank: Hell no! She's completely Filemoned me! She won't file the divorce papers. I just want her out of my life so I can be with this classy, beautiful chick I've fallen in love with.

Filemon by harhar54 February 7, 2010

Flemo Park

The Hardest Turf In T.Dot Finish Any Beef Started

Regent, Allen Bury fuck it all over t.dot

Flemo Park by Knuckles December 20, 2004

flemo fuck 

When a chinese man puts his odd looking middle finger up his arse while wanking for pleasure

hmmmm that was a nice flemo fuck mammy, now clean the shit off my finger

flemo fuck by rikyv January 6, 2008

Flemonade 

A carbonated beverage which has been left out too long in order to be cultivated to perfection. Founded By Burri and Kelly 2011.

"That flemonade was super flat man"

Flemonade by Burikell2011 October 9, 2011

Flemo 

A filthy disease-ridden animal infected with chlamydia. Usually found very intoxicated.

Flemo takes it up the ass.

Flemo by Eugeneee March 3, 2008

filemonkey 

one who is prone to sift through many terrabytes of information,a 'user' who can easily exploit your PC without your knowledge

I have read so many files I should call myself a filemonkey,Someone 1337 has been exploiting my OS like they were a filemonkey

filemonkey by MasterSofTrancE February 12, 2006