Fmlemo

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An emo who thinks that their life is so bad that they must in fact say "fuck my life" on an online forum. This brand of human also thinks they have the hardest job in the world, and that the world is against THEM and NOT the poor children starving in an African slum.

Today, all this bad stuff happened to me, and I found a website that I can sit on all night, and whinge about all the bad things that happened to me. Then I can go and cry myself to sleep, because my life is no longer worth living and I'm a Fmlemo. FML.

Fmlemo by beats27 September 1, 2009

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Filemon

Term used to describe a man who finds himself trapped by bleach blonde, tattooed, overweight, manly woman. He tries to end the relationships but they will not let him go!

Juan: Hey buddy, Did you get that divorce yet?

Frank: Hell no! She's completely Filemoned me! She won't file the divorce papers. I just want her out of my life so I can be with this classy, beautiful chick I've fallen in love with.

Filemon by harhar54 February 7, 2010

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Fmlemo • filemon • Flemo • Filemonchito • filemonkey • flemoent • flemo fuck • flemojacksmob • Flemolt • Flemonade

Flemo Park

The Hardest Turf In T.Dot Finish Any Beef Started

Regent, Allen Bury fuck it all over t.dot

Flemo Park by Knuckles December 20, 2004

flemo fuck

When a chinese man puts his odd looking middle finger up his arse while wanking for pleasure

hmmmm that was a nice flemo fuck mammy, now clean the shit off my finger

flemo fuck by rikyv January 6, 2008

Flemonade

A carbonated beverage which has been left out too long in order to be cultivated to perfection. Founded By Burri and Kelly 2011.

"That flemonade was super flat man"

Flemonade by Burikell2011 October 9, 2011

Flemo

A filthy disease-ridden animal infected with chlamydia. Usually found very intoxicated.

Flemo takes it up the ass.

Flemo by Eugeneee March 3, 2008

filemonkey

one who is prone to sift through many terrabytes of information,a 'user' who can easily exploit your PC without your knowledge

I have read so many files I should call myself a filemonkey,Someone 1337 has been exploiting my OS like they were a filemonkey

filemonkey by MasterSofTrancE February 12, 2006

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026