Flush Puppy

when a mothafucka walks up in a fast food restaurant uses the restroom and then leaves without the purchase of any food item.

did those people just come in to use the restroom?" "yeah they just did a flush puppy on their asses.

Flush Puppy by brown boy ni66a July 26, 2010

Flush Puppet

Human that merely exists, nothing more, nothing less.

Person 1: you useless fucking flush puppet.

Flush Puppet by Mister Meat Marrionet April 12, 2017

flesh puppy 

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".

I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.

flesh puppy by RedMonarch12177 August 1, 2022

puppy flesh

Puppy flesh is a term used by masculine gay men to make fun of young, girly-looking straight men.

Victor: Hey, John, look at that puppy flesh over there.
John: Wow, those hips definitely don't lie.
Victor: Pfft.

puppy flesh by DeanWinchesterWhyNot January 19, 2014

Flesh-Puppet 

An actor.

After a chance meeting with a film star you admire, your friend might say "Why did you get so star-struck, he's only a fucking flesh-puppet!"

Flesh-Puppet by BellenderCarlisle July 3, 2008

Flesh Puppet 

A silly (albeit functional) collection of fat blobs, flesh strings, bone tubes, meat bags. When a flesh puppet looses most of it's functionality, it gets demoted to a corpse.

"You say this Flesh Puppet is no longer animated? No worries. For a small fee, I'd be happy to store it in a decorative box, and add it to my collection." - An Anonymous Undertaker

Flesh Puppet by Raxle Berne April 21, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019