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double-flusher 

When just one flush is not enough to get the job done!
Dude, it must have been that late night taco stand, I had a serious double-flusher this morning. I'm just sayin.......
double-flusher by p mammen August 23, 2011

Double Flusher 

When one takes a shit so large it requires two flushes to completely get rid of the shit and any evidence of its existence.
John had McDonald's for breakfast, Taco Bell for lunch, and had to take a double flusher before we even got to dinner."
Double Flusher by Pilotguy44 January 19, 2010

two flusher 

A dump so enormous that one must flush the toilet twice to get it all down.
Excuse me folks but I must hit the can. This could be a two flusher!
two flusher by Larryfun September 11, 2005

Double Flusher 

#1. To take a crap so big that your pants fit better.
#2. To crap a turd so big, one end is sticking out of the water.
#3. To crap so big around you have to break it up with the plunger and flush twice.
#4. When you take a crap that stinks so bad, you give a courtesy flush half way though. This act cuts down on the room aroma.
Hey Dude, I shit a Double Flusher so big, I heard my butt cheeks slap together when the pointed end came out.
Double Flusher by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005

self-flusher 

That turd you do that's so heavy it disappears round the u-bend under its own gravity without you having to flush it.
Antonym of unflushable
Kevin's 6 pound self-flusher landed so loudly in the pan the splash woke his deaf grandma.
self-flusher by king of turds October 23, 2008

Four Flusher 

Bragging, boasting, and empty promise.

From 19th c. poker players - someone who is claiming to have a five card flush, when actuality they only have four cards. NOT someone who is so full of shit that you need four flushes to send them down the toilet.
In the movie "The Great Waldo Pepper" Robert Redford's character was exposed as a "Four Flusher" for claiming to have fought a German WWI ace, when he actually had not.
Four Flusher by Godzilla1960 May 25, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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