flump

The sound made when clean fine linens, precisely folded, are dropped flat on the floor from about knee height.

I heard a flump and I knew without looking that the maid had brought clean sheets.

by Gludge December 15, 2011

flump

Sound occuring when a grenade is launched from an AR rifle.

See comic books.

See XIII on the X-Box

by Random Hero February 2, 2004

Flump

To fall. Another term for sex. Noise something makes.

Did yall flump? What the flump was that? That thing just flumped on the ground

by Will Vercetti May 4, 2009

flumping

To recieve felatio whilst taking a dump.

I was flumping that Doris last night.
I was on the Gary getting flumped.

by The Gecko January 19, 2004

flumping

Sometimes known as stuffing rope, or stuffing the marshmallow, the art of flumping is one whereby a male consumes too much alcohol, resulting in his penis resembling that of a marshmallow. He then proceeds to try and fold and push it into the woman's vagina - unsuccessfully.

Eliot - hey man, where'd you go last night?
Stu - went back with that girl.
Eliot - sweet, good night?
Stu - yeah, ended up flumping for 3 hours.

by sirflumpalot December 13, 2009

Flump

used when decribing someone who looks like a flump. a small cute furry ball of fluff originating in the british television show "the flumps"

"You're such a flump"

by Electronicxtacy December 4, 2008

flump

When a dead body collides with the ground at a high velosity. When getting hit with an expliosive in a video game or movie, when the body hits the ground it is called a "flump"

Player 1: shoots rocket
Player 2: *blows up*
Player 1: Oh dude you just got flumped

by slurpeeaholic September 26, 2003