In Northern Ireland and Ireland (at least), a fluke (pronounced flook) is a verb meaning to win against the odds. It can also be used as a noun meaning something won against the odds or someone who wins that way.

Fluke tends to be a positive appreciation of good luck, rather than a denial of the win. It can be used to playfully reject someone's win though, or to be humble about one's own win.
(In appreciation of someone winning): "Whoa, flukey. Well done!"

(In bemused disbelief that someone won a football game): "Jeez, how did you score that goal? You weren't even kicking it right. What a fluke!"

(In happy humility after winning): "Thanks. It was just a fluke really".

(When someone beats you in a game, but you're convinced you'll win next time): "Fluke! Let's go again."

(To tell a story without it seeming boastful): "Well, the whole thing was a fluke really. Back in early Spring, I..."
by Flukemeister March 25, 2009
Noun.
Meaning "Slut" . A trashy female that sleeps around. May also be considered a prostitute. Uses birth control but doesnt want to have to pay for it. (also see definition for cheap)
That woman is such a fluke she was having sex all night.

Being the fluke you are I know you will do me right.
by muddyib March 07, 2012
Noun: A women who loves sex more than modesty or discretion. She may have so much sex that she cannot afford to pay for her own contraceptives, and so little shame that she is willing to beg for others to pay for her birth control on nationwide television.
"Can you believe that fluke? She screwed 37 other guys and can't be bothered to go down to the campus health services to get more jimmy hats."
by DaBoogieman March 03, 2012
A woman of loose morals who performs sex acts for monetary compensation.
The Georgetown football team hired a fluke to entertain the thirty players after the championship game.
by B. Sanders March 04, 2012
A slut who can't afford contraception.
I woulda hit that but she's a fluke and I don't wanna be a baby daddy.
by Jamonit March 02, 2012
1. A name given to woman who wear their G String or thong high enough to where it resembles the flukes of a whale.
1. I dunno why, but the flukes on that chick is hot.
by I Am Poopman May 10, 2007
BAD! extremely bad. never ever have something be a fluke. it would be bad.
i had some flukey sex last night. i was pretty upset with it.
by moooooo! June 23, 2006
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