When you have a flu so bad you want to commit suicide
Sorry, I can't come into work today. I'm so miserable with this cold I want to commit fluicide!
by A[li]CE September 18, 2008
When you know someone with the flu and you still go over and visit with them.
My parents have the flu, but its Christmas, so I have to commit fluicide and hope for the best.
by Fluicide Survivor December 29, 2012