Fluicide

When you drug yourself up to the point your flu commits suicide

-To get better

I've had so much ibuprofen I'm about to commit fluicide!!!!!!

by bUubbbBbbssSSSssS October 7, 2015

Fluicide

When you have a flu so bad you want to commit suicide

Sorry, I can't come into work today. I'm so miserable with this cold I want to commit fluicide!

by A[li]CE September 18, 2008

fluicide

When you know someone with the flu and you still go over and visit with them.

My parents have the flu, but its Christmas, so I have to commit fluicide and hope for the best.

by Fluicide Survivor December 29, 2012

Feeling Fluicidal

The event in which one with a flu of any kind feels suicidal, due to the suffering they're going through. People want to end their suffering and escape being ill. Vomiting, fatigue, dehydration, tremors, severe muscle pains, and diarrhea are the main causes of making someone fluicidal.

Tim has been out of school with the flu. Last night, I noticed that he updated his facebook status stating that he was feeling suicidal. He sure was Feeling Fluicidal.

by Teeler2010 June 19, 2010

Fluicide Bomber

Person who refuses to wear a face mask and sneezes in public areas and transport

OMG! a fluicide bomber has just sneezed on my bus. If I don't make it, kiss my Chihuahua for me and tell him mummy will always love him. Pray for me.

by Sicodishit August 13, 2020