by w0lfbites November 12, 2011
The act of not being able to sexually perform after a substantial amount of time courting the partner. Commonly occurs in middle aged men whom live with their mother and have not had any sexual activity for very long periods of time and/or men who have an increased balance of the estrogen hormone.
by Rufus Brutis October 21, 2020
John told Kate he was a flubby lover, she thought it was weird but enjoyed having her love handles played with.
by Drieka February 10, 2015
Doing somthing really stupid that smacks of fatassed sloth and laziness rather than taking an extra second to do it the right way.
"Look at uncle flubby overthere. He dropped three large pizzas on the sidewalk and smashed a whole 12 pack of beer while trying to close his car door with his elbow."
by Aufaffe February 24, 2009
an event that takes place when a flubbish person goes home and gets his flub rubbed. It is a form of masturbation for a flubbish person.
by Dr. Chet Neuget December 1, 2009
A sex act in which the male heats up a needle then carefully puts it inside the urethra without touching the walls, then pisses so that the heat of the needle and coolness of the urine mix inside the penis. The male then tasers his balls and ejaculates into another male’s nostrils
by Queef’s Throwaway March 6, 2023