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A Flower Plower is a person or thing that is ridiculous by definition, and generally destroyer of happiness or well-being
That girl is ridiculous.

What a Flower Plower.
by FLASHtruths March 06, 2013
Whether you're plowing a woman's snatch, ass or mouth; the cock IS the plower. The woman is simply the flower.
Woman: So Nico, what hole will you be plowing tonight?
Nico: Your flower.
Woman: What?
Woman: Ooooo! You dirty bastard!
by Nick Arevalo May 02, 2009