Flossiraptor
The most badass raptor of them all. Used by Raptor Jesus to remove bits of nonbelievers from his teeth. Said to evolve from the bits of skin from the Stripper Slug's waste. If a Flossiraptor is ever encountered, closing doors behind you can be effective at first, however, he learns to open them at an exponential speed to normal Raptors.
TL;DR- Flossiraptor will tear you a new one (See, necrophilism)
TL;DR- Flossiraptor will tear you a new one (See, necrophilism)
Last week coming home from my gynecologist (That kids, is also known as a "vajajay doctor"), a Flossiraptor began chasing my car, and literally scared my balls off.
Guess that's why my bill was so high?
Guess that's why my bill was so high?
Flossiraptor by MAHNAMEISETHAN June 30, 2011
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