Florweirda

A state in the extreme SE United States. A long, low peninsula between the Atlantic Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico.

Population 15,982,378. 38% Mullet, 29% Hillbilly/Redneck, 15% Out of Towners, 13% Inbred, 4% Clancy, 1% Unknown.

As a peninsula state, Florweirda is surrounded mostly by water. It is commonly believed that many native Floridweirdians may have evolved quickly from simple sea creatures, in part, explaining their idiocy.

Florweirda, America's penis.

You should have seen the weirdoes in Florweirda. I think time stopped in 1992 by the looks of all the Nascar jackets and puffed up bangs.

Did you see that Florweirdian's mullet?

Florweirda by Morla the Blonde Ho June 29, 2006

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Florweigans

"Norweigans" but put as "Flor." Florida people made it up, thinking it's cool.

"I'm black metal and I live in the sunny state of Florida. I'm realy grim, ha, I'm Florweigan. "

Florweigans by Nigga booga swiiss face June 11, 2005

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Florweirda • floreira • Florweigans • Flowerday

Flowerday

Someone who drinks excessively in inappropriate places, such as at work.

Did you smell her breath? No amount of extra strong mints can disguise that! She's such a flowerday!

Flowerday by Greg_the_zebra March 10, 2009

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floreira

she loves roses and is a strong lover. when she loves someone, she loves hard. she always smells beautiful just like a flower. floreira is very unique just like her name. hard headed and stubborn but means no harm. she believes there is good in everyone. secretly she is a cat, loves to play rough during sex. careful, she scratches.

floreira like the flower, rose,

floreira by alwaystheoneforyou December 2, 2013

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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