Resident: How's it goin', eh? Where you folks from?
Tourist: We're from
Florida!
Resident: Oh, you're a Floridan.
Tourist: We're called Floridians.
Resident: So, you're from Floridia.
Tourist: No. Florida.
Flo-ri-
da.
Resident: Right. Floridan.
Tourist: I hate Canadia.