alexander florendo

An Alexander Florendo is a real keeper. He always makes people laugh, usually attracted to Chloe. He will never fail to surprise you and bring you happiness. Alexander Florendos always refer to themselves as average looking, in reality they are almost as hot as the sun. They will never break a promise and will try their hardest to fulfill them.

A real lady killer, all the girls are all over him, but sadly he is only attracted to Chloes.
Alexander Florendo is intelligent, cute, amazing, and stupidly adorable.

Hey!, Look at him, he is totally and Alexander Florendo.
Woah!!!!! He looks so cute, must be an Alexander Florendo.

alexander florendo by An English Wiz October 7, 2017

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Florpendorp

A part stormtrooper, part demon, part highschool boy creature that feeds on Pokemon and human beings. Seen only in the western region of Washington State, its favorite food is Charmander.

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Florpendorp by MMWS May 16, 2009

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florenco

the most beautiful name any unicorn could have. she gives magical hugs but isn't a big fan of chocolate, she'd much prefer a tropical salad and a pina colada in the sunshine. she is friendly and loved by all. you'd be lucky to have a florenco in your life.

-wow! who is that?
-that's my friend florenco
-she seems lovely!

florenco by Florenco August 14, 2014

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Florenzo

Florenzo is my son, he is a cactus. Me and him will commit hannes acts of violence, to the enemy family. We will pop a cap into the other family, and from that we gain access to the alchohol trade. From that we get more money, then with that money we buy more guns for more men. We then become the top family, we will then die. His son will then be the boss.

Florenzo's father has a son, the son's name is Florenzo.

Florenzo by Florenzo's Father August 6, 2019