strawberry floppy-donkey-dick

"Girl. That is some nasty strawberry floppy-donkey-dick. woa."

by Paul SN November 6, 2007

Big Floppy Donkey Dick

i have 1 it is great it gets stuff under the skin, it smells. I like to play with it

by judith November 3, 2003

When your dick is hard after finishing you're hard but not all the way

My floppy dragon dick was going everywhere when I pissed

by Ayyy foo August 6, 2017

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 15, 2020

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017